Jumat, 10 April 2026

Gempita

Katanya sih harus ada yang ditunggu dalam hidup
Biar hidup tetap gempita
Seperti misalnya :
Gajian tiap tanggal satu
Tunjangan kinerja 
Suara tukang paket
Dapat photo langit yang estetik
Kopi enak saat makan siang
Sesion baru film kesayangan
Kedatangan teman lama
Mawar didepan rumahku tumbuh
Atau karma yang datang padamu



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Maha Pemaaf #1

Aku tak perlu malam sunyi
Aku sangat yakin Kau selalu ada
Seperti yang sudah-sudah
Siang ini pun

Buku yang kemarin belum selesai kubaca
Ada buku baru yang ingin aku beli
Tapi ketika aku ke toko buku
Buku yang best seller bukan buku yang ingin aku beli

Kerasnya kepalaku tak pernah membuatku bertanya
Siapa dan apa tak pernah mempengaruhi yang aku putuskan
Pada Engkau pun
Tapi Tuhan, katanya Kau kan Maha Pemaaf



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Equivalent

Kekasihku yang tampan merelakan dirinya diambil orang
Bermalam-malam dia menghamba 
Pada perempuan yang hanya terlihat ujung hijabnya
Pada perempuan yang hanya terlihat tali sepatu pink nya

Sudah bersiap aku dihempas 
Luka patah hati yang dahsyat
Sebuah inspirasi yang bisa kujual 
Pada buku yang sedang kugarap

Nyatanya tidak
Kupikir lagi kita sepertinya memang jodoh
Mereka bilang kita serupa
Aku dan kau sama brengseknya


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Lalagodzilla Vs Ultraman Cabang OGLE-2016-BLG-1928

Perkara tuduhan penjahat, bisa jadi menurut Lalagodzilla, ultraman juga penjahat. Sutradaranya aja yang nggak adil. Lalagodzilla sering digambarkan sebagai kekuatan alam yang destruktif, agresif, dan mengancam manusia, baik sebagai penjahat maupun pelindung. Ultraman, sebagai pelindung Bumi, bertugas melawan monster raksasa atau Kaiju yang mengancam ketertiban. Secara logis, Ultraman akan menghadapi Lalagodzilla untuk menghentikan kehancuran yang ditimbulkannya. Siapa yang nyuruh elu pakai kekerasan ul? Pernah komunikasi? Ngajak ngomong? Duduk berdua, bawa pak RT jadi saksi. Dengerin lalagodzilla maunya apa? Pernah? 

Bisa jadi beda sutradara beda cerita. Misal nih sutradaranya aku kan ya. Dimataku sebenernya Lalagodzila dibalik suara goar-goarrrnya doank itu kalo pakai translator tuh artinya gini bang ultraman, ga usah bangsat-bangsat amat lah, situ jg ga cakep-cakep amat, ga usah sok menolak apa yg ga pernah aku tawarin. Jangan heri bang, situ kok heboh sendiri. Situ nggak ngerti bahasa aku. Aku ga ngerti bahasa situ. Jadi udahlah, yang simple aja. 

Terus ultraman akan menjawab nih, heh La! (panggilan sayang ultraman ke lalagodzilla) lu tu jd cewe juga jangan kepedean, udahlah gendut, pendek, item, goar goar doank bisanya, aku tu ya kalo jalan sama cewe lain tu wajarnya kamu cemburu, ngamuk, jangan kaya batu. Diem-diem bae lu ah, sebel gue. Ego laki-laki aku butuh dikasih makan inih biar keliatan macho, keren, tampan, mewangi, ser!

Jujur, sebagai sutradara bohongan ditulisan ini aku capek ngetik tulisan gila semacam ini. Apa yah? Kaya memberitahukan ke dunia bahwa ada yang janggal pada diriku. Wkwkw. Tapi kalo nggak ditulis akan mengganjal. Dan aku nggak suka. Dan ya sudah kadung recok banget dah citraku ini. Jadi sekalian. Tulisan ini tiba-tiba aku tulis hari kamis kemarin di tab. Dan setelah nulis aku lega. Jadi sayang kan kalo nggak dipublish? Tulisannya? Ketidakwarasannya dong.

Oke kembali ke cerita Lalagodzilla Vs Ultraman Cabang  OGLE-2016-BLG-1928. Sutradara udah capek nih bray kalian endingnya mati semua aja dah biar gampang. 

Lalagodzila dan ultraman menjawab serentak : Nggak mau!

Ya udah kalo nggak mau mati semua ya hidup semua, rukun, damai, bekerja sama  ngalahin trump.

Lalagodzilla dan ultraman : Nggak mau, darah dibalas darah, nyawa dibalas nyawa. Kesalahpahaman ini dibalas biarlah tetap jadi kesalahpahaman. Nggak usah diluruskan. 

Lalagodzila : grrrroooarrr (artinya : situ emang penjahat kocak ngaku aja sok polos lu)
Ultraman : tsaaaahh (artinya : situ itu masternya penjahat! sumpah nggak pernah lihat makhluk ciptaan Tuhan sejahat lu!)

Sutradara ini makin sebel yah agaknya. Tamat lah, ngarang cerita lain yang agak romantisan, yang ada adegan ciumannya kaya drakor. Apaan sih nih dua ekor penjahat. Kaya bayi banget, sampe lumutan ga ada adegan romantisnya. Chat dikit ribut. Kesenggol dikit ribut. Emang pantes disebut duta keributan.

Lalu, lalagodzilla vs ultraman cabang  OGLE-2016-BLG-1928 pun tamat. Nggak janji sih berhenti nulis tulisan beginian. Cuma mereka tamatin aja lah, menuh-menuhin draft catatan.

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Pesen ni ye buat lalagodzilla dulu : lu kl kesepian, cari kesibukan, bercocok tanam kek, mempercantik diri kek, bukan malah berdiam diri, kesambet lu jadi ngamukan.

Pesen buat ultraman : jangan mentang-mentang tokoh utama jadi semau-maunya. Ingat kamu bukan pusat tata surya. Kamu mati, ada 1001 cerita lain yg kekuatannya bahkan ga terbatas 3 menit doank habis itu dadanya titat titut titat titut. Idih brisik. Ada saitama noh sesion 3 baru keluar meskipun bajakannya ga karu-karuan gambarnya tapi kekuatanya oke punya. Kurang-kurangin perasaan palingnya.  Tobat lu.



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Somebody Came to My Blog Via DuckDuckGo, What is It?

DuckDuckGo is a web search engine that focuses on protecting users’ privacy while they browse the internet. Unlike many other search engines, DuckDuckGo does not track your personal data, such as your search history, location, or online behavior. This means it does not build a personal profile of you or show personalized ads based on your activity.

DuckDuckGo works by collecting results from various sources, including its own web crawler and other search providers, to give relevant answers without compromising user privacy. It also offers features like Private search (no tracking), Encrypted connections (HTTPS), “Bangs” shortcuts (e.g., typing !w to search directly on Wikipedia).

In short, DuckDuckGo is designed for people who want a simple, secure, and private way to search the web.

DuckDuckGo is free to use. You can use its main features (like searching the web, browser, and extensions) without paying anything. However, there is also an optional paid subscription. This plan includes extra features like VPN (for more privacy), Personal data removal tools, Identity theft protection and  Access to advanced AI features. The subscription costs about $9.99 per month or $99.99 per year, but it’s completely optional. Basic DuckDuckGo = 100% free but when u choose to extra privacy tools = paid (optional).


DuckDuckGo works as a privacy-focused search engine that delivers results without tracking users. Here’s how it works in simple terms :
1. Gathering Information
DuckDuckGo collects search results from multiple sources:
Its own web crawler (called DuckDuckBot)
Other search engines and data providers
Public websites like Wikipedia
This combination helps it provide relevant results without relying on a single source.

2. No Tracking
Unlike many search engines, DuckDuckGo:
Does not store your search history
Does not track your IP address
Does not create a personal profile
So, everyone sees the same search results for the same query (no personalization based on your data).

3. Ranking Results
DuckDuckGo uses algorithms to rank pages based on:
Keywords in your search
Website quality and relevance
Freshness of content
But it doesn’t rank results based on your personal behavior, which keeps it more neutral.

4. Privacy Protection Features
It also includes built-in tools like:
HTTPS encryption (forces secure connections)
Tracker blocking (in its browser/app)
“Bangs” shortcuts (e.g., !yt to search directly on YouTube)

DuckDuckGo works by combining data from many sources, ranking it fairly, and delivering results without tracking or profiling you.

DuckDuckGo is used by a specific group of internet users, mainly people who care about privacy and control over their data.
1. Privacy-conscious users
The biggest group is people who don’t want to be tracked online.
They choose DuckDuckGo to avoid:
Personalized ads
Data collection
Search history tracking
Basically, anyone who values online privacy prefers it.

2. Tech-savvy people
Many users are:
Developers
IT professionals
Cybersecurity enthusiasts
They often understand how tracking works and actively avoid it.

3. Professionals (high-risk data users)
DuckDuckGo is popular among people whose work involves sensitive information, such as:
Journalists
Lawyers
Doctors
Business executives
These users want to reduce the risk of data leaks.

4. Young adults & educated users
Statistics show that many users are:
Aged 18–34 (largest group)
College-educated
Often higher-income individuals

5. People worldwide looking for alternatives
DuckDuckGo is used globally by people who:
Are tired of big tech tracking
Want neutral (non-personalized) search results
Prefer simplicity over heavy features

DuckDuckGo is mainly used by privacy-focused, tech-aware, and security-conscious people but anyone can use it if they want a safer and more private browsing experience.

DuckDuckGo is not a VPN. What DuckDuckGo actually is a search engine and privacy-focused browser, not a tool that hides your internet connection.

What a VPN is works differently. It Hides your IP address, Encrypts all your internet traffic, Routes your connection through another server/location.

The different is DuckDuckGo protects your search privacy (no tracking, no profiling), but VPN protects your entire internet connection. DuckDuckGo has introduced optional paid privacy features (like a VPN), but the main DuckDuckGo service is NOT a VPN, the VPN is just an extra feature, not the core product.

Choosing between DuckDuckGo and Google Search depends on what you value most. Why some people prefer DuckDuckGo is because better privacy, Neutral search results, Fewer ads & less tracking
DuckDuckGo shows ads based only on keywords (not your identity), Simpler experience, and Useful privacy tools built-in

And then what the main downsides of  DuckDuckGo? It less accurate search results, No personalitation,  Fewer features & services, No search history, Limited customization (especially browser), Sometimes slower or less powerful, Not complete privacy, Some trust concerns (past issue)

There was a past issue where certain trackers (like Microsoft’s) weren’t fully blocked due to agreements. A security researcher discovered that DuckDuckGo’s privacy browser was blocking trackers from companies like Google and Facebook, BUT allowing some trackers from Microsoft.  This meant that on certain websites, Microsoft could still collect data (like IP address) even when using DuckDuckGo’s browser. Why did this happen? It turned out DuckDuckGo had a business agreement with Microsoft (for search results from Bing). Because of this deal that they were restricted from fully blocking Microsoft trackers and  some scripts from Bing and LinkedIn were allowed to run.

Users were mainly angry because DuckDuckGo promotes itself as a privacy-first company, but it made an exception for Microsoft. This created a feeling that the company was not fully transparent about its limitations. 

You can access DuckDuckGo by visiting the website at duckduckgo.com. A mobile browser app is also available, which you can install via the DuckDuckGo website, Google Play Store, or the App Store.

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Riding the Crimson Wave

Dari duduk kemudian langsung berdiri
Rasanya setengah mati
Terhuyung, untung ada pegangan
Walau tak jelas tujuan

Perutku rasanya macam-macam
Otot perut yang kubanggakan 
Lupalah sudah
Pada hari seperti ini aku merutukinya

Mukaku berminyak lebih dr biasanya
Malas berkaca, malas berkamera, 
Malas mendengar suara, malas bekerja, 
Aku ingin tidur dan mendekap perutku erat sampai ia reda

Kalian, ya kalian, berisik sekali dari tadi
Bekerjalah ditempat lain, mintalah petunjuk pada orang lain
Diam!
Aku sedang mens!


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